Quick Owen - get begging him to come to join the Turf Moor revolution!

He'll be the star signing of the season!

Surely it should be stated that Cole is also a former Blackburn Rovers player?

I know it a touchy subject down at the LET but you cannot change the facts.

I remember Cole playing for Rovers. Scored the winning goal at Cardiff in the Worthington Cup Final
Can you imagine a Telegraph article overlooking that a player once played for Burnley?

ray charter wrote:
I remember Cole playing for Rovers. Scored the winning goal at Cardiff in the Worthington Cup Final Can you imagine a Telegraph article overlooking that a player once played for Burnley?

ray u really need to read the let properley its so 1 sided to rovers its unreal but with the words not being written in crayon you could struggle

4 posts on this Burnley article, 3 of them from Rovers fans. We really must start a blog for you to write about your own team.

we dont want him..imagine 40 odd games he plays in 15/20 and weve paid his wages?!?!get a younger player,hes had his day,obviously nobody wants him if we get him!!

The Editor wrote:
4 posts on this Burnley article, 3 of them from Rovers fans. We really must start a blog for you to write about your own team.

Calm down son, we all know that reason for that is that there's hardly any Burnley fans left.

Plus your average Burnley fan can't afford the internet. And it's hard to work a keyboard with webbed fingers.

By the way Editor, that piece in the Burnley section about the Top 20 Burnley moments is a fascinating read - a really accurate description of the dingle's achievements.

I recommend that everyone have a look at it!

The Editor wrote:
4 posts on this Burnley article, 3 of them from Rovers fans. We really must start a blog for you to write about your own team.

You really need to start employing journalists who know their stuff and to stop pandering to the claret minority.

The Publisher wrote:

The Editor wrote:
4 posts on this Burnley article, 3 of them from Rovers fans. We really must start a blog for you to write about your own team.

Calm down son, we all know that reason for that is that there\'s hardly any Burnley fans left.

Plus your average Burnley fan can\'t afford the internet. And it\'s hard to work a keyboard with webbed fingers.

By the way Editor, that piece in the Burnley section about the Top 20 Burnley moments is a fascinating read - a really accurate description of the dingle\'s achievements.

I recommend that everyone have a look at it!

Publisher.. I expect more respect from you any more talk of that nature and you will be seeking new employment, which is very hard to find in your neck of the woods.

Burnley fans can manage with webbed fingers no problem. I understood it was the rovers fans that struggled focussing with their three heads.

And last but not least, isn't ewood they have renamed Deadwood because of the lack of home support. I have heard that NASA intend to send new astronauts there to train, as it is the only place on earth with no atmosphere.

The Editor wrote:

The Publisher wrote:

The Editor wrote: 4 posts on this Burnley article, 3 of them from Rovers fans. We really must start a blog for you to write about your own team.

Calm down son, we all know that reason for that is that there\'s hardly any Burnley fans left. Plus your average Burnley fan can\'t afford the internet. And it\'s hard to work a keyboard with webbed fingers. By the way Editor, that piece in the Burnley section about the Top 20 Burnley moments is a fascinating read - a really accurate description of the dingle\'s achievements. I recommend that everyone have a look at it!

Publisher.. I expect more respect from you any more talk of that nature and you will be seeking new employment, which is very hard to find in your neck of the woods. Burnley fans can manage with webbed fingers no problem. I understood it was the rovers fans that struggled focussing with their three heads. And last but not least, isn't ewood they have renamed Deadwood because of the lack of home support. I have heard that NASA intend to send new astronauts there to train, as it is the only place on earth with no atmosphere.

Editor,

As you're no doubt aware, you work for me so less of the impertinence, or you'll be back reporting on bonny baby competitions! - something that is no easy feat in your town, as not many people find children with hideous physical genetic defects very bonny.

I know that there's not been many stories to report on from Turf Moor since Blimpgate, but with any luck the BFC bosses can convince Chico to return for a one off show, that combined with the signings of a few unknown Scottish journeymen should create quiet a buzz around the job clubs/poundshops of Burnley.

PS Re: the Top 20 Claret Moments:- I commend you on an excellent piece of investigative journalism there!

J.P wrote:
we dont want him..imagine 40 odd games he plays in 15/20 and weve paid his wages?!?!get a younger player,hes had his day,obviously nobody wants him if we get him!!

"obviously nobody wants him if we get him!!"

Brilliant. Just about sums Burnley up. Must be great to have such a rosey future.